The Troll (gregortroll) wrote,
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Anita Stake, Vampire Executioner

Anita Stake: i am a deadly vampire executioner
Jean-Claude: i am the master vampire of the city! vlah!
AS: we are natural enemies! i will kill you!
JC: i know! let's have sex!
AS: OK!
- - -
JC: come to my lair, meet my evil vampire buddies!
AS: no! they will try to kill me!
JC: i love you! i will protect you!
AS: i hate you! OK
AS: and i am wearing my silver cross to protect me, too!
JC: OK!
- - -
AS: here we are!
JC: oh yeah, you should leave your silver cross outside.
AS: its the only thing keeping your evil buddies from trying to kill me.
JC: That's true.
AS: OK.
- - -
JC: well, here we are in my lair.
AS: Lets have sex. (we are enemies, I will kill you later)
JC: OK!
- - -
JC: Well, here are my evil vampire buddies.
Evil vampire buddies: hey.
AS: Hey.
EVB: now, we kill your girl friend!
AS: !
JC: whatever.
AS: !!
EVB: (menance!)
AS: !!!
JC: (files nails)
AS: !!!!
EVB: (menance! shove!)
AS: !!!!!
JC: (whistles tunelessly)
AS: ok, that's IT! now, i am killing you!
EVB: argh! we know! (die)
JC: (checks email)
AS: why did you let them do that?
JC: you're sexy when you are angry.
AS: !!
JC: lets have sex!
AS: OK!
- - -
AS: This will never work!
JC: I know!
AS: I can't live like this!
JC: Me neither!
AS: Lets kill ourselves!
JC: OK!
AS: You first.
JC: OK. (dies)
AS: sucker.
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